Fundstück der Woche (48. KW): Dumb Ways to Die

Wer es noch nicht kennt… der geniale Ohrwurm der Melburner Verkehrsbetriebe…. Für Fans der Happy Tree Friends sicherlich auch ein Augenschmaus… 😉

Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that’s out of date.
Use your private parts as piranha bait.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Get your toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Invite a psycho-killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.
Take your helmet off in outer space.
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube of super-glue .
„I wonder what’s this red button do?“

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.

Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between the platforms.
They may not rhyme but they’re quiet possibly.

The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.

So many dumb…
So many dumb ways to die.

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